We were going to talk Toffee, but we lost our bin of T's and had an extra shipment of C's hanging around.
This week we talk about big wooden boxes with french doors, also known as wardrobes!
This week we talk about witches of various kinds! And just like the witches of various kinds, the episode is sometimes magical, sometimes innocuous, and sometimes a pretty dumb thing to play on a loop inside of a haunted house.
This week, it's lion time. We're not lyin'.
Steel your nerves, because this week's episode wants you to buy that Blow Pop. It doesn't care that you don't even like lollipops - it just knows you take a perverse joy in the unnatural mixing of hard candy and gum that will last for one all-too-brief moment before you're left with nothing but bland gum, a wet cardboard stick, and regret. Yes, it's your worst impulses on parade this week as we talk about the impulse buy section!